I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
I'll wind up on his doorstep with a confused "oh you live here" expression, a feigned ankle injury and a seemingly fortunately placed bottle of tequila. I don't care what it takes: HIS MOUTH WILL BE ON MOUTH.
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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