have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
My dog just threw up a condom. Sorry for accusing you of not wearing one, I found it now.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
Randomize
