i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
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