ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
My breasts were aching with rage.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
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