I just woke up surrounded in unopened snacks
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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