I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
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ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
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Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
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