How was your Memorial Day?
Don't remember... but I do have an American flag painted on my boob signed by a Staff Sargent... Oh God, I hope that's his military rank and not a nick name.
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
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