I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
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