how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
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no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
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I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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