I will die if light touches me.
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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