UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
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all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
You planned my entire going away party sitting in the bath tub cradling a bottle of Cuervo. You promised me fire jugglers. And a pinata.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
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I've reached too hung over to move status will you bring me something to drink?
I moved out 2 weeks ago remember?
Can you ship it to me then?
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
I just told the bartender to “give me something that will murder me”
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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