Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
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the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
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im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
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