How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
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Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
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She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.
It's technically 2016 but since I haven't gone to bed I'm still counting it as 2015, so I'm gonna drink all the alcohol in my house so tomorrow I can become the better version of myself that I'll be for 5 minutes.
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
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