So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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