did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
if i dont get laid while im dressed as Tim Tebow, i'm just staying true to the costume.
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
Best case scenario: sex with hot bartender \nWorst case scenario: no sex and punched by tattooed guy that may or may not be said bartenders boyfriend.
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
He did a backflip because drugs
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