Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
She told me to "stuff her hole like a build-a-bear". I was so drunk I didn't even think that was weird.
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I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
also bought condoms to give away to people who look like they're about to make a bad halloween decision. I'm like a fairy.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
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I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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