I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
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I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
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At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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