Do you have any idea why the dryer isn't working?
Because you touch yourself at night.
Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
can u get pink eye on your cock?
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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