Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
That awkward moment when the dude you blew on camera in college friend requests you on Facebook.
Who is this?!????
That awkward moment when you think you're texting a friend the above statement, but instead you text a stranger.
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
Randomize
