just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
he wrote me a grocery list while i was passed out. every other item was gin. it went on for 4 pages.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
Randomize
