are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
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