That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
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Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
Because when I say 'You shouldn't drink anymore', she hears, 'I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks'
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
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He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
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