are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
she asked me what the final straw was. i had to tell her i caught him jerking off to digimon porn. i don't know what i'm more upset by, that he was masturbating to cartoons, or that he was masturbating to sub-par cartoons
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
why does every cop we meet know your name?
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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