where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
you're the only person I know who would bring a water bottle of screwdriver to a wedding, and toast with it during the speech
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
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