Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
And now I'm taking a break sitting on the bathroom floor thanking god that people who eat at subway are either too classy to piss on the floor, or are still relatively sober enough to not piss on the floor before 5pm.
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
havent showered in 2 days. just Febrezed my balls in the car before going into a movie alone with a 40 of Guinness.there isn't a word in English for how single I am.
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
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