Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
Okay, this next statement may sound like a red flag but I'm tellin you, shotgunning those two beers really helped me love my child more effectively. Honest.
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
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