think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
You know how the doctor said I need to stop being vegan unless I find a way to get more protein? There's protein in beer. The doctor wants me to drink more beer.
Can I color on your dick again?
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
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