Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
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