I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
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So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
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Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
The guy at the ER said it was the first time he's given stitches for a funneling accident. Then he seemed upset that I took pride in that...
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
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