How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
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the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
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I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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