Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
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