When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
If you hit me with your dick and make light saber noises we are breaking up. I don't care if it's your birthday, you are not a sex Jedi.
So is singing the star wars theme as I put the condom on off limits?
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
I am naked and annoyed.
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
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