You went to the wrong car, tried to open the locked door, and started crying because you thought we were playing a mean trick. Then the owner came...
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
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Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
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It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
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