The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
somebody snuck up and got me drunk
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
handjob tips. give me some.
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
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