ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
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