dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
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Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
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Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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