i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
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No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
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Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
I am never drinking with the goths again.
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
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