i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
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No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
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He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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