i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
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The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
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Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
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I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
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