just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
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You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
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Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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