Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
I have found random beers stashed in my purse and microwave... Apparently I thought 2015 was gonna have a beer shortage
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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