her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
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