She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
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We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
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If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
That was 2 times
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
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