i may or may not be watching the land before time
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
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now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
Mom just texted me to see if it was you who was streaking at the Mariner game... Did you accept yet another $1 bet?
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
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I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
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