I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
Just went to Meijer. Purchased furnace filters, fishing line, red lipstick and pregnancy test. And if my purchase alone wasn't classy enough, I took the pregnancy test in the Meijer bathroom because Im on my way to the bar and wanted to know if that was a good idea or not. Cheers to no babies!
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