Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
I just used an app to identify a song that was playing in the background of a porno. May god bless your soul steve jobs.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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