Non-Jews are for practice
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
I made $130 by ordering two pizzas and charging them $10 a slice. If they weren't so stoned they might have realized they could have just ordered another pizza for $20.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
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