And now his mom knows I was dipping my pen in company ink
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
I got her a Nickelback box set.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
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