hell yes lets make some ravioli
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
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