We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
Screwed.edu
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
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