Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
She said she liked strap-ons.
SHE WAS TALKING ABOUT SHOES, YOU ASSHOLE! YOU'RE THE WORST WINGMAN EVER!
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
My wife managed to convince me to not drink everclear by threatening to ban me from her vagina
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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