i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
We are a team. I lure them in with my tits, feed them enough alcohol to consider homosexuality, and hand them off to you.
You're the best wingman ever.
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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