Can i not drive my cunt home
drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
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her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
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do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
Last time Jon threw a party I woke up on my porch, no shirt but 4 bras on, and "make better life choices" written on my stomach in sharpie
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
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