I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
My mom is such a hoarder. I found a deer candelabrum last night, it had antlers has candle holders. It was like a redneck menorah.
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
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CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
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He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
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So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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