it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
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The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
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That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
I'm feeding a baby and swiping on tinder...what has my life come to?!?!
I need to start journaling my drunk thoughts. Drunk me is fucking brilliant & sober me is missing out.
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
Just so we're clear, drunk and naked is not appropriate attire for Thanksgiving. Do it this year and Grandma will ban you for life.
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