it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
My boss is explaining why he thinks time goes by faster and faster. Bc of the rockets. No lie.
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