GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
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He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
So that wine I told you about is vile...
That the stuff you brewed in your dorm closet? Are you actually going to drink it?
Yup. It's drinkable. Might go blind, but I've got to use my chemistry minor for something.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
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That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
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I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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