remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
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4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
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I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
I feel like my map app knows I'm hungover and is strategically not driving me by fast food places so I cannot stop
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
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