Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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